My name is Tommy. I'm a college freshman studying Biotechnology with a Pre-Med focus. I'm hilarious.
May 26th
2:44 AM
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iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny

ratherdielaughing:

I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing

oh my gosh it’s adorable!

Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash

Reblog that shit

this is weirdly hypnotic

shiny

May 25th
10:33 PM
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ellendegeneres:

Psychology is hard when you’re a cat.

ellendegeneres:

Psychology is hard when you’re a cat.

12:51 PM
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12:49 PM

Remember when this happened? 

May 24th
5:13 PM
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livituplivit:

earwire:

slomodoingthings:

and the lion fell in love with the sloth

o h my god